Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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