if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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