I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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