I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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