He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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