oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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