whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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