I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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