I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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