So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We named our party play list daddy issues
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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