Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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