matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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