haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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