Non-Jews are for practice
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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