Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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