Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can text with my tongue
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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