That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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