Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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