He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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