Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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