Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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