i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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