You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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