How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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