it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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