Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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