there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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