yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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