Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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