I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
