So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
