You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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