But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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