Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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