I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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