it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My ATM looks so different sober.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.