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• (912): View more from Georgia

  just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle

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• (516): View more from New York

  it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism

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• (561): View more from Florida

  NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW

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