haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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