if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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