The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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