I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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