so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
send nudes
from the living room?
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