I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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