I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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