just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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