We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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