I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize