Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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