I swear she didn't look like that last week.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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