why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia