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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos

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  When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well

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• (845): View more from New York

  Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me

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• (518): View more from New York

  You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"

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• (607): View more from New York

  Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I need a beard to bite.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?

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