You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she told me i tasted like america
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We left the knife in your bed.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?