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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea

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• (858): View more from California

  He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread

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