so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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