Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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