i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize