Whod you bang
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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