Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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