420 ftw
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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