Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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