yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
