how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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